The Mercenary Social Club - Guns for Hire
Do you think you have what it takes to join this club, well, do ya? This is the uniform for anyone who knows they look dangerous until they open their mouth and ruin it with honesty, sarcasm, or a spiraling monologue about existential dread. It’s for the person who lifts like they're training for war but lives like something is about to fall apart. Muscles on the outside, chaos on the inside, confidence held together with duct tape and caffeine.
Put it on and let them all guess whether you’re going to be the problem or the solution.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: OMWTFYB & IFYM™
- Email: contact@support.shop.omwtfyb-ifym.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Mercenary Social Club - Guns for Hire Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|